Reviews by Lane Jordan

Excision - Disturbing and really graphic, this was definitely worth the watch. This film really pulled me in with the solid performances and the eye opening images. 8/10

Beyond the Darkness (aka Buio Omega) - First time watching this film and I loved it! Awesome gore and plenty of sleaze. Highly recommended. 9/10

Faceless (1987) - Very twisted Euro shocker with great gore and interesting characters. I loved it! 9/10

Absolutely loved this movie! My second favorite movie of the year so far after The Dark Knight Rises. Fantastic action, a solid cast, and a very fast pace that really pulls you in... I highly recommend this film to any action fan! I'm already looking forward to buying the blu-ray. 10/10

I was hyped up to see this one and was ultimately let down. A mess with a completely ridiculous conclusion. 4/10

Not anywhere near as good as the original or the semi disappointing I Still Know. This entry was unwatchable and not interesting in any aspect. 1/10

HORRIBLE sequel to the really good remake. This film was pointless and made me role my eyes multiple times. An abvious cash grab. 2/10

The original is a good flick, so I was looking forward to see how the remake handled the story. You know how it goes, this is easily one of the worst horror remakes ever. Horrendous CGI and a pace that failed to keep my attention. 1/10

I still need to see the original... should have before checking out this film. It felt very been there, done that... and Jessica Alba didn't bring anything to the table. A big disappointment in my book and overall an extremely forgettable film. 4/10

This landfill site was even worse than The Last Exorcism. Laughable moments and one of the worst plots that I've seen on the big screen. The ending was a joke and an insult. Avoid this turkey. 2/10