Reviews by Lane Jordan

Wrong Turn 1 and 2 were alot of fun and personal favorites of mine... this sequel on the otherhand is a big letwown. Cheap CGI and a messy plot... not to mention an ending that is too lame for words. In my opinion, the series was revived a little with part 4. 4/10

Easily one of the worst films I've seen in theaters. Boring and cheap looking effects. Odette Annable is cute, that's basically all that this movie has to offer. 1/10

Elizabeth Olsen was great in Martha Marcy May Marlene, so I expected another good film with this one... oh man was I wrong. Seizure inducing shaky cam and an ending that's way too similar to other genre films that did it way better. 3/10

I was shocked with how bad this entry was, a slap in the face to the original and Part II. This film was an absolute waste on every level. 3/10 and that's being nice.

Was really surprised with this album, definitely one of her better albums to date. There were a couple of moments I didn't care for, but whatever. Overall a strong outing for Pink and a new guilty pleasure. 4/5

Surprisingly pretty good and entertaining flick. Some genuinely creepy moments and solid performances. There are some flaws, but for me the good outweighed the bad. Overall, this was a fun late summer movie going experience. 7/10

Entertaining cannibal flick with plenty of gross out moments and sleaze. I enjoyed it, recommended for fans of the awesome Cannibal Ferox. 7/10

Very strange film, I'm still trying to put all of the pieces together. Noomi Rapace delivers a solid performance. Definitely worth checking out if your in the mood for something totally different from the norm. 7/10

I liked the first four films in this series, but this entry not so much. Eva Mendez is funny in a few scenes and some alright kills... about it.

The best season so far! Brilliant writing and top notch suspense. My only issue with the dvd is the lack of english subs, but I can get over that. I'm definitely looking forward to season five!